Decision Tree for the Chronically Confused

Step 1: You're confused, and it's getting worse.

1. 1.1: The Atomic Bag of Infinite Possibilities
2. 1.2: Vibrations So Mild, You'll Forget You Were Confused
3. 1.3: The Schrödinger's Cat of Decisions
4. 1.4: The Quantum Murphy's Law

Choose wisely, but don't.